June 2013
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
what did people even wear in 2008
be careful dont trip over my dick
give me attention so i can ignore you
HELLO BOYS I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
so has anyone figured out who that adorable little tiny human child is in simon rex’s vines or???
ugh and now i just found out that charles trippy had another seizure today? ugh no no no bb sending good vibes to you and alli and the pups and the fam ugh
well shit bruins
fuck
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
: Good psychological games masterpost? →
gerogemichael.tumblr.com
No One Has To Die: Talking will spoil it from the start. Amazing concept and brilliant ending. Takes about 20 minutes to complete, browser game.
Off: You’ve probably already seen bits all over tumblr from this (as well as bits, if you know what I mean ;]); French game that…
“Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.”
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Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.
The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.
(via fishingboatproceeds)whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
i want a a restraining order against every spider
