so has anyone figured out who that adorable little tiny human child is in simon rex’s vines or???
ugh and now i just found out that charles trippy had another seizure today? ugh no no no bb sending good vibes to you and alli and the pups and the fam ugh
well shit bruins
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.(via fishingboatproceeds)
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!